Some fucked up jokes for Friday

[JakeT.]

What's the leading cause of pedophilia in America?

Sexy kids!

What noise does a dead baby make when you put it in the microwave?

I don't know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get when you put a dead baby in a bag of razor blades and kick it down the stairs?

An erection.

 

[TomGshotput]

Where did Jake just go?

Over the line

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Get help now.

 

[CALUMINATI]

Get help now.

DITTO...
:lol:

 

[mrcrash]

What is the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

 

[JohnnyMac]

A pedophile and a nine year old were walkng through a spooky forest. The kid turns to the pedo and says, "I sure am scared."

The pedo says back to the kid, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone."

 

[duckhunter]

Get help now.

quick.

 

[goodcall]

quack.

:drink:

 

[mplastered]

Damn, not what I expected.